Funny And Anti Valentines Day Quotes,Sayings About Love

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Funny And Anti Saint Valentine’s Day:, better known as simply Valentine’s Day, is the annual commemoration of love celebrated on February 14. Valentine’s Day was created by Pope Gelasius I in 500 AD to honor the Christian martyrs named Valentine. The religious observance of the day was deleted by Pope Paul VI from the Roman calender of saints in 1969 but is still often permitted. Valentine’s Day was first related to romantic love by Geoffrey Chaucer during the Middle Ages. Until the 19th century handwritten valentines were often given rather than modern mass-produced greeting cards.

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Valentine’s Day is often celebrated with expressions of love, and gifts of chocolates, flowers, and cards known as “valentines.” Symbols of modern Valentine’s Day include heart shapes, figures of winged Cupid, and doves. To celebrate the exchange of loving words to honor Valentine’s Day, here are the Best Funny And Best Valentine’s Day Quotes

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.” — Dr. Seuss ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” – Pearl Bailey ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” — Jay Leno ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” — Aerosmith ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” – Ralphie May ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — Tim Allen ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.” — By Mae West ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

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Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.- Zora Neale Hurston ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.- Alice Walker ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.”
― Aberjhani. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.”  ― Aberjhani, ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.”
Unknown ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
Unknown ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you
trip.”
Jonathan Carroll “Outside The Dog Museum” ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
Judith Viorst ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.”
John Bulwer ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there’s moonlight all about and there’s no moon above.”
E.Y. “Yip” Harburg and Fred Saidy, dialogue just before the song “Old Devil Moon” in the musical Finian’s Rainbow ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
Erich Segal v ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.”
William Shakespeare ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“The mot important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.”
Stephen King ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.”
Unknown ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

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Valentines day Cute Messages: Sweet words for Valentine’s Day If you are looking for ideas to write him a nice love letter on the occasion of Valentine’s Day, so come and get inspiration by browsing our sample letters. Romance, passion, tenderness, humor: there is something for everyone, all the couples! There is even a small text to throw a invitation to a romantic dinner. Enough to melt her heart!

Valentines Day Messages

1.Love is too weak a word for what I feel for you. One life is too small a time to express how madly I am in love with you. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

2.Curved high on a mountain, covered deep in dew, I saw these words… I LOVE YOU! ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

3.Even though Valentine’s day costs a lot more with a girlfriend, you are the one girl in this world who is totally worth it. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

4.“I hope for Valentine people write letters by hand , even ungrammatical , with erasures , markers reds and burnt edges with a lighter , not insignificant messages that light up on the screen of a mobile whatsoever. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

5.As a friend, you have always watched my back and been the pillar of support to lean on. You’ve shared my happy and sad times without complaining. You are a true friend with benefits! Happy Valentine’s Day. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

6.It doesn’t matter if you are thousands of miles away from your lover. Distance can never be the reason for not sending a love message to your partner. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

7.Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when you are lonely, remember it’s true that someone somewhere is thinking of you ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

8.My love for you is proved by the romance and care we both share. You are my someone special and I wish I never lose you ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

9.I feel like a child – appy and smiling, but not so good when left alone. You’re to blame for my condition! Now fix it. Meet me soon ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

10.You fill my life with a sense of warmth and bliss, and I cannot imagine a day without looking into your eyes, holding your hand, or kissing your lips. Happy Valentine’s Day to the center of my universe. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

11.I prayed for God to send me someone truly amazing. He heard my prayer, and I am so thankful that He chose to send you. Happy Valentine’s Day – you are truly heaven sent. ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

12.Today we celebrate Valentine’s Day, a day full of romanticism and love. With you, however, it’s Valentine’s Day every day! I love you! Happy Valentine’s Day baby!

13.My love for you gives me joy and pure happiness and I never thought I could ever be so lucky. Happy Valentine’s Day baby!

14.The day we met, I looked into your eyes and I immediately knew that you were going to be my sweet Valentine for life! Happy Valentine’s Day my love!

Wishing Happy Valentines Day With Love Poems to Her/Him Boyfriend/Girlfriend

VALENTIN EVERY DAY
is our day
even if we say sweetie
between us is
the feast of love every day
happy valentines

- Valentine greeting cards for her -

GREAT WOMAN
is the perfect day
to send my love
to a wonderful woman
I wish in your heart
of beautiful dreams of happiness
that I’d like to do ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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MESSAGE OF LOVE
this message of love
my dear wife
would bring you
a supply of happiness
that will last all year
good valentine ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

- Small wish for valentine wife -

GENTLE WORDS
words of tenderness
that come from my heart
to kiss you with
my eternal love
happy Valentine

- Love messages for girlfriend valentine – ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

PASSIONNEMENT
I love you sweetie
passionately
in return I get
your sweet magic
you’re the destination
of my heart ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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DAY OF LOVE
on this special day
for lovers
this is the perfect opportunity
to shout my love
I will never stop
loving you ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

- Word of love for her valentine -

HAPPY VALENTINE
asssez I do not share
my dreams and hopes
and yet you’re part
I do not say often enough to you
that I love you tenderly
good valentine ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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FREEDOM
your heart keep me prisoner 
I will not be delivered 
because you love me that 
is worth more than my freedom ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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MY LOVE

if you were a tear 
in the corner of my eye 
I dare not cry 
for fear of losing you 
I love you so much 
my love ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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I LOVE YOU
I love you for many things 
for your beautiful smile 
that touches me 
in your gentle hand 
on my shoulder 
I just love you 
because you’re you ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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LOVE
I love you as 
only you can love make you 
feel like you give me to say 
I love you like 
I never loved ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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YOU ARE …
happy valentine 
you’re talented, charming, 
exciting, witty 
and fun simply amazing ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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LOVE ALWAYS
the elusive love 
the inexplicable love 
love that dream 
love always love 
good valentine! ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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MA CHERIE
happy valentine sweetheart 
great tenderness and joy 
on this day when my heart 
only search your happiness 
I love you my love ♥ ♥Happy Valentines Day♥ ♥

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Hilarious Valentine’s Day Quotations,Messages For Him/Her

Even though it has become a bit of a fad to hate Valentines Day in recent years, it is still a widely celebrated holiday. Even though love should be shown every day of the year, Valentine’s Day marks as a day to celebrate your love together in a meaningful way. Of course, we don’t all need a special holiday to mark the event, but it can be just as romantic as an anniversary.

Use one of these famous Valentine’s Day love quotes to express your love with a bunch of red roses. These romantic quotations will never fail to impress your Valentine and will make him/ her realize how much you love Him/ her. Some of these love quotes are funny, others are romantic and yet others are thought provoking and will surely make your beloved feel special and cared for. So read to know more about what famous people had to say about the beautiful feeling called love!

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Best Valentine’s Day Quotes to wish your Lover or she/he/her/him Boy Friend/Girl Friend

“Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.” -Aphra Behn  ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.” -Shakespeare    ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

” I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,
in life after life, in age after age forever.” …Rabindranath Tagore   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” -Dr. Seuss   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.” -La Rochefoucauld   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.”…Henry Miller   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! ”  ~Thomas Hood   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”   -Robert Heinlein   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.”  -Henry Ward Beecher   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.” …Charles Dickens   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“The art of love… is largely the art of persistence.”  -Albert Ellis   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.” -La Rochefoucauld   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Love is an ideal thing,  marriage a real thing;  a confusion of the
real with the ideal never goes unpunished” ….Goethe   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

‘True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked”    ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day Quotations♥ ♥

“When love is not madness, it is not love.” **Happy Valentines Day**  ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

“For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.” -Rosemonde Gerard   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“To love another person is to see the face of God.” -Les Miserables   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“If you have it [love], you don’t need to have anything else.
If you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.” …Sir James M. Barrie   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.”   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.”  ~Antoine de Saint-   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day Sayings♥ ♥Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939

“For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.” -Rosemonde Gerard   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day Greetings♥ ♥

“Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.”  -Alexander Smith   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day Messages♥ ♥

“If you have it [love], you don’t need to have anything else.
If you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.”…Sir James M. Barrie   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.”   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day Quotes♥ ♥

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” ~Albert Einstein   ♥ ♥ Happy valentines day ♥ ♥

Still Some More Happy Valentines Day Quotes

A Valentine To My Love
What the eyes can watch, listen and ears, is nothing compared to what the heart can experience. (Jeanne D’Arc Plessy)

Even if I do not tell you every day “I love you” in these words, I always try nevertheless to express yourself in my own way. By trust and understanding, a caress or a soft gesture, a smile that, in its way, can say everything with a look, a kiss, a silence that can translate what I think … Because the Love has many faces and a preferred language as our two hearts are always going to share.
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day! Quotes♥ ♥
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A Nice Day To My Darling
“Since I’ve known you my heart never ceases to be amazed.”

I love you … for your smile that comforts me, for your hand on my shoulder, for your attentions so touching, for your presence so comforting.
I love you because you’re you, simply.
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day!♥ ♥

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For Valentine’s Day
This valentine is holder of all the wishes of happiness Who can easily overflow This splendid Since day is to animate From joy, laughter and merriment all the more joyful hearts who want to feel happy.

For Valentine’s Day, do not put yourself bad ideas in mind …
I have plenty for two!
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day!♥ ♥

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To my better half who is talented, charming, exciting, witty, fun and simply amazing …
Saprée a chance that I had some influence on you!
♥ ♥Happy Valentine!♥ ♥

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A wish for her Valentine
“The man is nothing without his dreams.”
My dreams would be nothing without you.

When I hear or say the word “love”, I think naturally to you, my dear. You bring forth in my mind a bunch of compliments which now should unleash.

You’re the most exquisite woman I know. The one I constantly discover the attractions, which puts me joy to the heart as to direction by the only magic of his presence. One that accepts me as I am, with my little faults, and managed to understand me in hints. The one who shares my hopes and plans for the immediate and long term, while bringing me to the need on the mainland.

You are the essential foundation of my most beautiful dreams and most exciting at the same time you represent the promise of their accomplishment.
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!♥ ♥

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A wish Valentine’s Day to my wife
Garden roses or pink fine paper, flowers arising from land or from the thought, the colors of shadow or light, any gain in importance in this day of Valentine’s Day.

White roses and sunny yellow recall the splendor of love that is awakening and we treated ourselves to sharing by joining in for the wedding.

Purple or scarlet roses evoke the passion that was sealed and parlayed our union; purple roses reflect our moments of tenderness, abandonment soft and comforting hugs.

And even though I am not an expert in these things, everything leads me to believe that the pink roses, whose color gave the name to the flower symbolize the very idea of ​​happiness.
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day! Quotations♥ ♥

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For Valentine’s Day my dear wife
“There is no need to have something to be forgiven to offer a rose.”
And as the best husband is never enough warning …

This circumstance tender thought manages to redeem the small negligence to your place I could have made myself guilty without my knowledge, lately.

It should not be that you take one day to indifference on my part which could be as fatigue or occasional forgetfulness due to the many hassles of life.

I therefore take this celebration of Valentine’s Day to renew all the beautiful affection oaths on which our happiness in unison …♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day!♥ ♥

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“You ransformé my life in a beautiful love story.”
Life gave me the chance to meet you. The time allowed me to know you better. My sweet love, my fair mistress, like your presence is precious to me!

On this day when the hearts deliver the most intense emotions, I express to you passionately love that warms every moment of my life and ensures as a torch on our happiness!
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day!♥ ♥

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HAPPY VALENTINE
Follow gaze her every move, live and take part in its finest moments …

What a tremendous privilege to share that joy of living intensely that love can give!♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day! Quotes♥ ♥

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For Valentine’s Day
The feast of love, I can tell you that I always hear the words “I love you” resonate in my heart. My love is true and deep. I don`t wish THAT ANY, that`s share this feeling, the most beautiful of all, with you whom I love.
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day!♥ ♥

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To my husband
Here’s a little valentine filled with love … When you shall have read, closes your eyes and not moving …

You’ll have a big nose surplus!
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day!♥ ♥

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I love you …
I love you as only you know how you like … The way you look at me, your desire to understand me, your tender ways to touch me, the pleasure you give me as before no one had, this agreement perfect as we know it … Yes, makes me want to say and you say it again: I love you like I never loved.
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day! ♥ ♥

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A poem by Valentine for the one that I love
“Since we are intimately connected, there is a bunch of smiles in my thoughts, a rainbow sky for rainy days, an all-star extravaganza for the night.”

Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to open his heart to the beloved person to make him the well-deserved tributes that fails to express in normal times.

You are to me an extraordinary companion whom I have every right to be proud. You know being so attractive while maintaining that candor makes you wonder you things sometimes simple, sometimes terribly complicated … like my personality.

I am grateful to you for making me a man exceptionally pampered and at your touch, is becoming increasingly quality. I thank you for the hope that you offer me to go on to make happy a woman whom I love more than anything in the world:
You!
♥ ♥Happy Valentine’s Day Quotations♥ ♥

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